two posts in one day don't get used to it

So I was writing an email and listening to a tv show while munching on PB M&Ms when I dropped one on the floor. I look to see that it landed fairly close to my feet so I rolled my chair back a little bit to bend down to get it.

This is where the fun begins. As I lean forward my butt slides off the chair... my butt flies to the ground and the chair flies out of my cube. I look around and no one has noticed even though the chair has slammed into a pole behind me. I am dying inside because I want to laugh about it but who do I tell... all my buddies are gone to lunch. Also... I have found a fantastic weapon!!