Today I will attend a training for a program that has been talked about since I arrived here. It will solve all of our communication problems. It will release us from the bonds of DOS. It will make the sun shine more often and will give us back parts of our souls that have been taken by repetitive searches. It will make music suddenly play whenever we do something good. It will produce a hologram of our boss shaking a finger at us when we do something bad. It is Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Harry Potter, Willy Wonka, a genie and your Fairy Godmother all wrapped up in one single windows-based program.
And it takes 8 uninterrupted hours to learn how to use it.
Blah!
Moved to Illinois and working in a school!
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DOS? for serious?
yes, but can it present you with the rebecca throckmorton memorial trophy for excellence in highlighting when you coax the last sweet drop of yellow out of an old weary highlighter?
Speaking of the infamous Throckmortons, are you familiar with Throckmorton's sign?
Are you happy with CampusVue? My Father wrote it 8 years ago.
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