OTR/L: ahhhh DOS

Questions to Ponder

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s bum.”
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?