Fatalities in the Work Place

It was my fault. I didn't know that it would turn out like this. Still I am saddened by the death of my pinkie ring.
I was sitting sideways in my office chair... just to be sitting a different way. When I turned back to face the chair forward my pinkie finger on my left hand got caught between the desk and the arm of my chair. The ring with no thought of itself sacrificed so that my finger would be saved from terrific damage. And so the tiny fake jewel was torn from the ring giving me enough time to shift my weight and keep all my work related injuries to my feet.

Thank you pinkie ring. I will always remember the times we had together. I will never forget your great, selfless sacrifice. I will hold you in my heart always.